Here at Friends of the Koala, we love a good laugh – how about you? We hope you enjoy our list of koalaty jokes for kids of all ages! If you have some others – please do let us know and we will add to our list!

Jokes are a great way to entertain children and teach them about koalas – be sure to visit the rest of our Kids Corner for more ways to entertain your little ones!

1. What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
2. How do you know when a baby koala is happy? They jump for joey!
3. Why was the koala so smart? Because she went to koalage!
4. What do you call a lazy koala? A pouch potato!
5. Did the koala finish the marathon? Bearly!

1. What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
2. What is a koala’s favorite pop song? “Koala Me Maybe”!
3. What is a koala’s favorite car? A Furrari!
4. Why isn’t the koala a real bear? Because he doesn’t have the right koalifications!
5. Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? They say he sings bearitone.

1. What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
2. How do you apologize to a koala? You bear your heart and soul to them.
3. Why didn’t the koala get the job? He was underkoalafied.
4. Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He couldn’t leaf it alone.
5. Why do koalas make such great workers? Their work is always high koalaty.

Remember, koalas are not really bears even though people often call them koala bears. Koalas are marsupials and endemic to Australia – which means native to Australia. Marsupials are mammals that have pouches to carry their babies after they give birth. Koalas are known for their big fluffy ears, super cute faces with big noses and wide eyes. Their two main loves are eucalyptus leaves and sleeping.

Read more koalaty facts over here!